Louis Halsey, 88, & John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.
True love has no ending
they do not look 94/88
gay people are immortal
is that ronald reagan
hey mainstream feminism
call me a maverick but i think we could do better at analyzing the intersection of intellectual ableism with misogyny than just a load of neurotypical women complaining that ‘a woman’s IQ is more important than her bra size!’ and ‘little girls are taught it’s more important to be pretty than clever.’
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried a thing and it didn’t work for me therefore thing will not work for anyone ever.
I like you, ham and cheese sandwich. You are honest and I appreciate that.
No micro greens or sun dried farmer’s market nonsense.
No grill marks from a fancy panini press.
Just one kind of meat, one kind of cheese, a little mustard spread, and some quality bread.
I wish more people were like you. You are your perfect self and shun the distractions of glitz and decoration.
I wouldn’t change a thing about you.
But maybe a few pickles…? Not those sweet bullshit pickles, real pickles.
Motherfucker, it’s HAM and CHEESE. This is my ham and cheese sandwich. This isn’t burger king and you can’t have it your way. Are you going to walk up the the mona lisa and put a mustache on her because you think mustaches are rad? No, clearly not. If you want, you can have a pickle on the side. Uhg, you fucking people.
Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D
EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION
It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands.
SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS
According to a CNN report from Monday:
“International calls to halt the execution grew louder on Monday after several reports came out that Jabbari would be executed on Tuesday. However, both Jabbari’s lawyer and the spokesman for Iran’s judiciary dismissed the reports, saying no date for the execution had been set.”
I haven’t found any new information, not even on the Facebook page.
THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”