***TRIGGER WARNING! RAPE & RAPE APOLOGIST***
TW: Rape, rape culture
Well, we can only assume he does. Akin recently stated that he has spoken to doctors who have told him that, in cases of “legitimate rape,” the female body has biological defenses to prevent pregnancy.
It is possible that he has somehow confused human vaginas with duck vaginas, which have evolved natural defenses against rape-happy male ducks.
I now ask you, ladies and gentlemen, how does one confuse a human vagina with a duck vagina? Hmm?
The answer is clear: Todd Akin fucks ducks. He is a duckfucker.
Maybe this isn’t true, but since Akin feels no need to check his facts re: human biology or his fucked-up use of the term “legitimate rape,” I’m not feeling too keen on checking mine re: his duckfucking or lack there-of.
So, it’s pretty simple. Don’t vote for this duckfucker right here.
So yeah, just wanted to make the announcement that all rape apologist sexist assholes will now be called duckfuckers.
I LOVE this new word for rape apologists. Duckfucker.0, Grand Old Duck-Fucker Party… yup. Me likey.